Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How you know when dislextic

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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