What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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