And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

your mom is so fat.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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