Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Honk if you're Amish!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

I <3 Hitler

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

12/23/2012

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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