- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

. . I am a whale

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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