Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

your life

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is your bill about? Clinton

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Netflix and chill

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

robin, get in the car.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

knock knock There's no door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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