An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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