- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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