One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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the bible

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Poop

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

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