Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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