- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

whats up and also down? your mum

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

I need to start studying.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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