What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Donald Trump.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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