Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Barack Obama.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Anti Joke

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