- Anti Joke

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Your Mother

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.