- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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