- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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