Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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