- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you spell eight? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A man did not like this site

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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