- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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