- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

knock knock go away!!!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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