whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

osama bin laden is dead

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Boner

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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