- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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