I am a women

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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