BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Im gay What about you

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What does water smell like? water.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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