- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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