What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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