- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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