Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Knock knock *open*

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Joke

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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