Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Poop...

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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