What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

The FCC

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

i keep getting thumbs down...

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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