- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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