Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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