- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Niall Horan

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

My mom

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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