what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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black people

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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