- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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