Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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