- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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