- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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