- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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