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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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