Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Smeg...

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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