a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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