- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Stop procrastinating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

my penis

whats brown and booky a book.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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