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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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