- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

The holocaust

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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