- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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