a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Ily bae

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

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