- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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