What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Cancer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

2 black kids walk into school

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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