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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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