How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Major League Soccer

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Soccer...

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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