- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

hers a joke... japanese people

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