A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Immigration Laws

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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