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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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