- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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