- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

A dyslexic blind man

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How about that airline food?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

roses are red violets are blue

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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