- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die