What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Swag.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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womens rights

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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