- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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