Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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obama

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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