- Anti Joke

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

420 If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.