how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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White men's rights

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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