- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats green? The color green.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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