- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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