- Anti Joke

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

82

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **